606 daddysdorkyprincess: Lion wallpapers!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:49:01 -0400

Lion wallpapers!

absolutely-walnuts: onyourleftbooob: secretgaygentdanvers: secretgaygentdanvers: secretgaygentdan...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:29:05 -0400

onyourleftbooob:

secretgaygentdanvers:

secretgaygentdanvers:

secretgaygentdanvers:

secretgaygentdanvers:

hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into

hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman

hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.

hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes

history was gayer than we were made to believe

like most things in life

zaunites-finest: passiveanimatronic: ultimate-reserve-hope: bej...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:10:47 -0400

zaunites-finest:

passiveanimatronic:

ultimate-reserve-hope:

bejeweledaqua:

dracophile:

randomthingieshere:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

forthefuns:

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

D E AD

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

gen-zee: kleonellatheshogunofsorrow: I’m so tired of the posts like “Gen Z culture is being...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:32:22 -0400

gen-zee:

kleonellatheshogunofsorrow:

I’m so tired of the posts like “Gen Z culture is being depressed/worthless/being looked down upon other gens etc”. I wanna see more positive Gen Z posts like, DUDE, GEN Z IS AWESOME OKAY, WE GET TO UNDERSTAND MEMES JUST BY LOOKING AT A LITTLE FRAGMENT OF IT AND HOW A LOT OF GEN Z ARE TALENTED AND CAN DO FRIGGING ANYTHING
But, you’re right, Gen Z is trash but aren’t we all??

frogrets: in the left corner we have my desire to come across as mysterious and not want a lot of...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:59:55 -0400

frogrets:

in the left corner we have my desire to come across as mysterious and not want a lot of people to know things about me! in the right corner we have my very intense desire to overshare because of my constant need for validation!

arachnaboy: indigowallbreaker: bluesocksandfluff: taylortut: spider-man-stan: taylortut: taylo...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:52:26 -0400

arachnaboy:

indigowallbreaker:

bluesocksandfluff:

taylortut:

spider-man-stan:

taylortut:

taylortut:

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle-

FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress.

Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what?

Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

how dare all of u forget the most important one

FRIDAY saying ‘yeet’ whenever he fires his repulsors

biweatherman: Every episode of queer eye Jonathan holding a bottle of shampooThis bitch contains...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:29:51 -0400

biweatherman:

Every episode of queer eye
*Jonathan holding a bottle of shampoo*
This bitch contains sulfates
Y E E T

queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:20:18 -0400

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

spongebobsquarepants: ryrobsessed: roses-in-fire: cm8x-insanity: nukewolf: sirdragneel: artfula...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:03:21 -0400

spongebobsquarepants:

ryrobsessed:

roses-in-fire:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

fairylightshowell:

oliviasblogisawesome:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

jc-drawings: eternahasgoodmanners: I CAN’T BREATHE Watching 80s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:48:14 -0400

jc-drawings:

eternahasgoodmanners:
I CAN’T BREATHE

Watching 80s Voltron is such a meme experience

the-acockalypse: jooshbag: justanothergiant: therealsongbirddi...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:27:33 -0400

the-acockalypse:

jooshbag:

justanothergiant:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

paulruddaily:

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

Wait, is the guy screaming the Free Real Estate guy?

It actually IS

@turnon-thebrightlights

what the FUCK

Video

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:20:44 -0400

officialdadkogane: It’s 2am and I can hear the “Hewwo"s in my head

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:02:29 -0400

officialdadkogane:

It’s 2am and I can hear the “Hewwo"s in my head

WHERE IS THE IANTO SHRINE WHY DIDNT I HEAR ABOUT THIS WHAT

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:45:25 -0400

OH HELLO FRIEND!!!!! Do not fret I will educate you!

So, in Cardiff, down next to the ocean, on Mermaid Quay, next to Roald Dahl Plas (where the Torchwood Hub is located)

here, if you go down further to the left and closer to you of the picture, there is a wall. When Ianto was killed in 2009, some fans set up an impromptu shrine. They left flowers, fanart, little gifts like that. It looked like this back then:

Over the years, the fans wouldn’t let it go. People with no knowledge of Torchwood or who Ianto Jones was began to get concerned, asking the people in the tourist centers who this Ianto Jones was and how he had died and why so many people cared. So this plaque got put up:

And the fans never stopped! Being the wonderful, beautiful family that we are, we just wouldn’t let Ianto slip away quietly. Today it looks like this:

And it continues to grow! I’ve put a song I wrote up there. There is so much fanart it’s incredible, so many amazing words and sentiments. It’s a testament to how wonderful the Torchwood fandom is, honestly. I don’t know of any other fandom that would do this for their beloved character. It’s one of the main reasons I love this fandom and this show, and it’s beautiful. It says something about humanity, I think, that we can love a fictional character so much. We are so desperate for stories that touch us, when we find one we can never let it go. And Ianto Jones touched so many peoples’ hearts, I am so thankful we’ve managed to do this for him.

I hope this was helpful! Much love! ~Clare

wonderytho:me_irl

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:34:22 -0400

wonderytho:

me_irl

Update

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:52:11 -0400

osakasshitpit:

eevee-nicks:

zizibutik:

zizibutik:

quasahi:

eevee-nicks:

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

claryfightwood:so the irish term for depression is “an mór-bhrón” which directly translates to “the...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 20:55:00 -0400

claryfightwood:

so the irish term for depression is “an mór-bhrón” which directly translates to “the big sad” and that right there is the mood of this fine winter lads

nubs-mgee: chloroscythe: in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:45:46 -0400

nubs-mgee:

chloroscythe:

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

shodaw:If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:37:41 -0400

shodaw:

If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now

Photo

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 11:06:46 -0400

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daddysdorkyprincess: Lion wallpapers!