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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.
As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.
But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.
Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.
Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.
With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!
Say whaaaat?
Well uhm
Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.
If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.
And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
Still grasping for straws, Wright?
Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.
Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.
Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.
Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
I’m sorry Edgeworth.
I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1
But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.
Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?
While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.
The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!
Ack.
(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)
Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!
Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!
… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?
Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.
Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!
Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Anonymous asked:
WHERE IS THE IANTO SHRINE WHY DIDNT I HEAR ABOUT THIS WHAT
demisexual-ianto-jones answered:
OH HELLO FRIEND!!!!! Do not fret I will educate you!
So, in Cardiff, down next to the ocean, on Mermaid Quay, next to Roald Dahl Plas (where the Torchwood Hub is located)
here, if you go down further to the left and closer to you of the picture, there is a wall. When Ianto was killed in 2009, some fans set up an impromptu shrine. They left flowers, fanart, little gifts like that. It looked like this back then:
Over the years, the fans wouldn’t let it go. People with no knowledge of Torchwood or who Ianto Jones was began to get concerned, asking the people in the tourist centers who this Ianto Jones was and how he had died and why so many people cared. So this plaque got put up:
And the fans never stopped! Being the wonderful, beautiful family that we are, we just wouldn’t let Ianto slip away quietly. Today it looks like this:
And it continues to grow! I’ve put a song I wrote up there. There is so much fanart it’s incredible, so many amazing words and sentiments. It’s a testament to how wonderful the Torchwood fandom is, honestly. I don’t know of any other fandom that would do this for their beloved character. It’s one of the main reasons I love this fandom and this show, and it’s beautiful. It says something about humanity, I think, that we can love a fictional character so much. We are so desperate for stories that touch us, when we find one we can never let it go. And Ianto Jones touched so many peoples’ hearts, I am so thankful we’ve managed to do this for him.
I hope this was helpful! Much love! ~Clare
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